30.10.04

Available Commands

This is an attempt to compile a list over all the available commands in the channel. Considering the huge amount of commands, it's impossible to list them all, but here are some of the more important ones. More will be added if needed. In any case, this is the post you can use as a reference for available commands. Peace.

!empetre - this will display what songs people are playing in the channel
!jmo sitat - makes mgns display a random quote
!poeten sitat - makes poeten display a random quote

.bash
- this will output a quote from bash dot org

film
title - this will return the corresponding IMDB link for the title, plus a tagline
Example: film spider-man will output:
<@IKEA> Spider-Man (2002) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145487/
<@IKEA> Tagline: With great power comes great responsibility.
<@IKEA> 7.4/10 (55,256 votes) [********--]

forklar term - this will give an explanation of the term you're asking for
Example: forklar test will output <@IKEA> test: !forvirret

.google term - this will output the first hit Google gets on the term you're looking for
Example: .google #livredd will output
<@IKEA> http://www.nifin.helsinki.fi/bibbi/mer_om_boken.php?id=2454&lang=no

.wz
city country - this will give you weather information for the city you want
Example: .wz london uk will output:
<@Diktafon> London, United Kingdom -- 9:22 PM BST
<@Diktafon> Temp: NR Humidity: NR (No Report)
<@Diktafon> Conditions : with wind at 6 kmh
<@Diktafon> Sunrise : 7:52 AM BST Sunset : 5:37 PM BST

Now, come join the party.

19.10.04

We're number one

Ok, so what the fuck and laughing out loud and you talk about #livredd and you talk about #livredd and when someone says 'quit' or goes dumb, the chat is over. There's at least two guys to a chat, one topic at a time, no shirt, no shoes, chats go on as long as they have to, and if this is your first night, you have to chat!

This isn't really a blog, at least I don't think so. It's just a gathering point for all the information you need on the number one channel in the world, and indeed it does sound pretentious, but who really gives a damn?

The people you meet in #livredd have all got the ability to drop a line or two in this blog - if that is indeed what it is. But will they? And will I? And who am I?

I'm Frédéric. Call me Poeten. And in one sentence, I will mention the other peeps you can meet in #livredd: mgns (Magnus), sneball (Anders), mrimrme (Matthijs), aba (Andy), silence (Kim), jiha (Markus) and our two dedicated bots IKEA and Diktafon. They rule. No, we rule. I rule. Whatever. Some folks just rule.

So join us. #livredd - located on the fabulous EFNet.

Geek out.